[the guide switches on to reveal Gintoki, his eyes wide, his face pale]

[he looks as though he's just been running a marathon -- his skin is sweaty, his hair's a mess, his cheeks flushed, and the guide is shaking just a bit]

Okay. Okay. New plan. Change of trajectory. New idea. New course.

[a brief pause]We're postponing the search for ( Read more... )

[the guide clicks on to Gintoki's new condo that is currently packed with people. Shinpachi is somewhere in the back, torn between giving everyone tea like a good host and screaming at everyone to stop touching things. Gintoki, however, is not at such youthful crossroads. Being considerably older and considerably more pissed off, he's just ( Read more... )

[the feed clicks on amidst a storm of paper and swearing, clearly having been bumped off the desk along with a pile of forms. Gintoki's lower half comes into view, along with some very audible grumbling, and picks up the ( Read more... )

[Go on, open your inbox. You may be surprised as to what you find there.]

Ahem. Hello, Citizens of Thor. Thorizens. Thorinese. Thorinians. Welcome to Dr. Sakata's All You Can Mint Dental Health Primer. Allow me to introduce myself.


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[ The camera clicks on, clearly having been turned on by someone. The guide is not on the ground or on its side or at an angle. The guide is on a stable surface and it is quite obvious that the turning on of this guide that is right-side up in its proper position and not bumped into at all was deliberate. The guide's placement is quite good, ( Read more... )

All right, everyone needs to chill the hell out. The text function still works, right? Ah? Yes? Then quit bitching. It's not like it's the end of the world.

Oi, Shinpachi, Kagura. Where have you two been. I won't be held responsible if you get eaten during this mess.

[The video flickers on to reveal Gintoki, with heavy bags under his red eyes (red as in bloodshot, but they do blend nicely with his reddish-brown irises), wearing a rather festive piece of red and green garland around his rumpled clothing. He is clearly drunk off of his ass ( Read more... )

[The video feed flicks on with a slight jarring motion, as if something has been thrown against it. Two men, one with absolutely fantastic permed hair and another wearing a disgusting smelly long black wig on his stupid head are having what can only be described as the biggest bitch-slap fight in the history of any world ever ( Read more... )